AlphaBitch

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  • Birthday 09/09/1906

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  1. And you ain't getting a Xmas card again this year...................Bitch........ Get over it Stan ~ no amount of alcoholic beverages could have impaired my vision enough to notice there was nothing to notice.
  2. It's okay ~ I've only had the misfortune of screaming out of pure horror once in my life. I was sure I would fail to escape the reach... Umm.... NVM. I'm okay though. I SAID it was cold outside.................what part of shrinkage don't you understand? If that was shrinkage, then I would definitely not want to see it all ironed out. Now I'm scared again. Don't be scared of it. Seriously ~ that poor man! I'm still shocked he was so shocked at my being shocked. Conversely ~ I also once had the misfortune of laughing my ass off! I'm sure he still hates me.
  3. That reminds me of the punchline to the joke about the nude streaker in the old folks home... "I don't know, but she needs to iron that dress..." Ewww!
  4. It's okay ~ I've only had the misfortune of screaming out of pure horror once in my life. I was sure I would fail to escape the reach... Umm.... NVM. I'm okay though. I SAID it was cold outside.................what part of shrinkage don't you understand? If that was shrinkage, then I would definitely not want to see it all ironed out. Now I'm scared again.
  5. It's okay ~ I've only had the misfortune of screaming out of pure horror once in my life. I was sure I would fail to escape the reach... Umm.... NVM. I'm okay though.
  6. that's not what she said! Then she's a lucky she ~ unless more is too much!
  7. Less is more.
  8. Busy composing the funnies?
  9. I have some sweaters like that ~ I've never worn them in public with just panties. I'll have to give that a try sometime. Thanks for the inspiration Charlie!
  10. I make it hot ~ when I put on a show! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=892b3KNFIbA
  11. Hey ~ now you're stealing my lines too! WTF really is happiness? Is it the comfortable smile I'm wearing right now? Nope, that's not making me happy..........try something else......... Umm ~ how about an evil grin? *EVIL GRIN* No......not feeling it...........maybe something with a pillow? Aww ~ did I keep you up too late last night darling? LOL Yes dear, you were an animal, and my body is tired and worn out...... That was just a warm-up. Man-up ~ it's showtime!
  12. It was the best one ever ~ timeless according to Plastic Surgeons worldwide. Always been one of my favorites.
  13. Yockey ~ give this a try: chase the Merlot with Chambord. It's shockingly nice.
  14. Well, looks aren't everything................. Neither is false advertising ~ but it sells shit.
  15. Hey ~ now you're stealing my lines too! WTF really is happiness? Is it the comfortable smile I'm wearing right now? Nope, that's not making me happy..........try something else......... Umm ~ how about an evil grin? *EVIL GRIN* No......not feeling it...........maybe something with a pillow? Aww ~ did I keep you up too late last night darling? LOL