Abdul Gonzalez-Jones

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About Abdul Gonzalez-Jones

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    Hola Akbar
  • Birthday 06/06/1966

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  1. Henry?
  2. I remember this one truck ride from La Uqu†r∂ to Vaørelßstan once and it was a doozy!
  3. 1) I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning! 2) The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.' 3) Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. 4) My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether." 5) The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. 6) A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the dishes are piling up!" 7) I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Then the fight started. 8) My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back. 9) The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
  4. I want to come to america and bring my families so I'll vote for the guy that promises me that, who can send me a few ballots?
  5. Maybes he is a member of the funny name society
  6. That's my cousin Ajeet Lives in Woods-Jones
  7. I like the color of his skin
  8. All my ancestors always enjoyed a good goat
  9. i feel insulted
  10. this is racism
  11. I feel some racism going on
  12. I find the best crickets in a thicket, check there
  13. my wives all fart worse than that