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it was shortly thereafter

that one of the stans reared it's ugly head

i called a local, they told me to call a federal,

i did,

and they told me to call the eff bee eye

i kinda spazzed a bit, did my duty

but then, that was when google first came about,

i was able to research the names, and scared the shit out of myself!

of course, hubby was on a fishing trip and i was flat out alone as usual

i bonded with that white shepherd i have,

i told him i will always protect him if he protects me

my white shepherd protects me :)

hari caught a terrorist

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it was shortly thereafter

that one of the stans reared it's ugly head

i called a local, they told me to call a federal,

i did,

and they told me to call the eff bee eye

i kinda spazzed a bit, did my duty

but then,

researching the names

(that was when google first came about)

i was able to research the names, and scared the shit out of myself!

of course, hubby was on a fishing trip and i was flat out alone as usual

i bonded with that white shepherd i have,

i told him i will always protect him if he protects me

my white shepherd protects me :)

hari caught a terrorist

from usedbeckistan (sp?)

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There isn't a "Cavalier Beer" but there is an old Olympia beer tray called the Cavalier tray

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And the man on the tray looks a lot like Francis Bacon:

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Could Devon Pitlor be the new Dan Brown? :damned:

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DEVON -- YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME. A REALLY GOOD STORY. UPPER TIER.

DN;LY DR WO0 NEEDS NOW TO CHECK IN WITH A PLUS OR A MINUS.

I KNOW YOU LIKE THE MINUSES BECAUSE THEY HELP YOU TO WRITE BETTER.

UPPER TIER!!!!!!

ALL THE WAY.

:hugs:

CHRISTINA WHO HAS ALWAYS LOVED YOU FROM AFAR.

THANKS FIOR THE NON-PORNO STORY!!!!!!

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Devvy, nice job.

DID YOU THING OF THIS WHILE YOU WERE BCK HOME IN FRANCE????

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To all:

As I said, I can't really hang around too much this pm. I'll see any further comments later. But thank you for commenting, good or bad.

I'll be back tonight later when work quiets down.

Currency traders are on double shifts right now.

I was lucky I squeezed this story in.

I hope Ankhy can put it in the library someday with the seven others.

Love to all,

Devon

ANKHY ANKHY ANKHY,,,,,ADD THIS TO THE DEVON LIBRARY....ASAP!!!

IT IS PROB HIS BEST TALE.....followers

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DEVON-EDDIE DOES IT AGAIN.

A STORY THAT WILL HAUNT YOU.

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Actually I am from West T, and West T is THAT bad!

:lol:

It doesn't show! That's a compliment BTW, I think! :unsure:

Maybe not, because there are a lot of very nice people in West Texas that have had to endure a lot of hardships and still are able to present themselves with dignity.

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Devon!!!

From a lower tier, not your best! I enjoyed the three-legged dog story much better! Perhaps your Texas tale will be much better! :pithyflower:

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Faydra is from West Terre Haute, Indiana.

West T always had a racy reputation.

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Devvy, nice job.

DID YOU THING OF THIS WHILE YOU WERE BCK HOME IN FRANCE????

No, he said this story was written in an hour - and it shows.

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DEVON'S STORIES.................THEY BEGAN HERE YEARS AGO,,,,THEN TO THE SPLINTERS WHERE HE WAS BAND,,,AND THEY CONTINUE HERE. WATCH OUT. HE HAS WAY TOO MANY STORIES, HE CAN CRASH A FORUM.

A WARNING,

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not over till grace sings her song.......///

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The poster known as Grease is dead.

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LEIA POSTS AS DEVON HER HALTER TOP EGROE AND WE STAND BACK A PLUSST.

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Isn't Japan's flag a white field with red oval....

The crux of the story could mean that they were talking about the Japs owning us or something all along, when we though it was an American flag.

:unsure:

its just a red circle not an oval. it is supposed to be the land of the rising sun.

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Excellent Parker. Wait, except for the "I grizzled at the thought of it." Grizzled doesn't work for me there. Could almost smell the bar! :thumb:

Thanks.

So you think the legendary FPY would have liked this?

I think I'll leave "grizzled" where it is, but I see where you are coming from.

Dev

Who's FPY? Great story Devon, it reminded me a lot of the 35 days I spent in Ebensburg PA last year on what was "just a 2 week job" before the snow added 3 weeks to the total. The first thing in town, and it must be stamped on our forehead's...."your not from around here are you" Then you tell them California and I guess thats about as bad as it can get.

Well unless it's at breakfast at the local diner and I'm in full use of my steelworker vocabulary (I use profanity regularly) more than Squeeze trying to sound cool on the friday night old folks music feed. My co-worker, notices the faces of the grandparents of somebody behind me and try's to get me to curtail the color of my speech. This just pisses me off and I reply "WTF it's nothing their grandkids don't say on the schoolyard everyday!

I realize there are offended old folks behind me for the first time when I hear (now pointedly loud enough) "maybe the teenagers but not our grandkids. Ya right ....boy are they out of touch with school recess vocabulary. Any way my back is to them so my good friend and co-worker is the one who gets to be embarrassed. LOL teach him to tell me how to talk!

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So you think the legendary FPY would have liked this?

Why do you use the past perfect tense on this DevonFPYBlackFriarTARD? Legendary?, for Christ's sake.

Any of you asshats swallow this you are farther gone than I thought.

Real gone, like totally Gonesville, daddy-o.

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LEIA POSTS AS DEVON HER HALTER TOP EGROE AND WE STAND BACK A PLUSST.

I don't know what you're trying to say, "halter of you know who" ;), but that dog is all messed up! Is that a photoshop job?

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LEIA POSTS AS DEVON HER HALTER TOP EGROE AND WE STAND BACK A PLUSST.

I don't know what you're trying to say, "halter of you know who" ;), but that dog is all messed up! Is that a photoshop job?

either that or it's stuffed

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