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SO LIKE I HIRED ME A HELPER GUY TY

 

IT WAS ALL PEACHES AND CREAM....

 

THEN HE HAD HIS GAL PAL DROP HIM OFF SHE WAS COUGHING

 

SHE GOT OUT TO GIVE THE FAMOUS CHARLIE HUGS AND I LIKED THAT A LOT SHE IS VERY PRETTY RED HAIR BROWN OVER TONES

 

TY WAS BEAMING FOR US TO FINALLY MEET AND I COULD SEE WHY WOW SHE IS SO PRETTY

 

AND WE CHATTED AND SHE COUGHED OFF AND ON I STARTED TO WORRY AND PUT MY CAMEL OUT THINKING SHE IS A VEGGIE NO MEAT TY TOLD ME

 

SO HECK CAMEL IS A NO GO

 

I SHOULD BE ON OXYGEN WHAT AM I DOING

 

I AM GOING SOON THO THE HYMATIST TO STOP SMOKING AS THE CAMEL IS DEAD IN ME NOW

 

IT WILL KILL ME MAYBE IF I DON'T QUIT SOON AND IT COSTS WAYYYY TO MUCH TO SMOKE THOSE BASTARDS TAX MY ASS SO HARD

 

 

WELL THEN TY GETS SICK

 

HE GOES TO ER WITH BREATHING PROBLEMS

 

CHARLIE HEARS ABOUT IT FROM TY

 

BUTT DOESN'T KNOW IF HE IS IN HOSPITAL OR ER OR WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK

 

WORRIED I CALL HIS COMPANY THE ONES I HIRED TO GET TY

 

I SAY TY IS VERY SICK HOW IS HE I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT TY AND NOW ME TOO

 

I FELT BAD AFTER TY LEFT AND LU DROVE AWAY

 

I KEPT THINKING IT'S MY ALLERGIES OR WORKING TO MUCH THE PAST COULDPLE WEEKS

 

BUTT THEN PANIC SETS IN I SEARCH EVERY PLACE FOR TH AREGANO PILLS VIKI LEFT FOR ME NEW AGE CURE

 

I TAKE 3 VITIM C'S AND THEY GET STUCK IN MY THRAOT WAS DOWN DEEP BACK THERE COFFEE WON'T WASH THEM DOWN GATORADE FINNLY DOES I HAVE A MASSIVE HEAD RUSH WHAT IS GOING ON WILL I BE DEAD IN ER SOON

 

I HAVE TO THINK THAT

 

TY DID SUCH A WONDEFUL DITCH DIGGING JOB AND ALL I ASKED ABOUT WAS DID YOU GET THE WASHER TO STOP OFF BALANCE SPINS SO MAAA DOESN'T HAVE TO STAND AND GUARD EVERY DAMN TIME

 

SO RAIN MAY FALL BUTT NO MORE FLOODING IN THE LAUNDRY

 

WHO KNOWS WHEN THIS DITCH GETS IT'S PIPE AND COVERED BACK UP TO DRAIN MY PROBLEMS ALL AWAY I HAVE A NEW ROOF

 

DID I TELL YOU ???

 

YEAH WELL TY CALLED WHILE I TOOK A SICK FEELING NAP

 

HIS COMPANY CHEWED HIS ASS OUT IT SEEMS AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ME ALL ME

 

WELL

 

FIUCK I WOKE UP 315 MISSED A VISIT FROM THE DECK HANDY MAN TO DO MY RAILINGS AND MANY THINGS PROFESSINAL GUY GOOD COMMENTS

 

I FELT HORRIBLE MY CELL PHONE ALARM DIDN'T WAKE ME

 

AMD I GETTING SICK MAYBE

 

 

WILL I DIE IN ER 

 

I HOPE NOT

 

SO THEN I HEAR TY IS SICK AND HIS COMPANY IS MAD SO I CALL THE FUCKERS RIGHT UP ASKING HOW IS TY

 

HE SAID HE WAS SICK IN THE ER 

 

I AM VERY WORRIED ABOUT TY AND MOST OF ALL ME NOW

 

 

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oh well THE COPANY BIG BOSS TALKED TO ME AND WILL GIVE ME ANYTHING I MIGHT NEED IF I GET SICK OR NEED HELP JUST CALL

 

OK GREAT

 

GEZZZZZ

 

SO TY IS NO LONGER GOING TO COME UP HERE SAD BUTT TRUE

 

IT'S NOT UP TO ME AND I WILL JUST HAVE TO GET ANOTHER GUY THURSDAY THEY WILL SEND OUT AS I HAVE A GROCERY LOAD COMING UP THE LIFT AGAIN

 

MAN I DIDN'T SEE THINGS GOING SO BAD I NEVER DO AS I WANT TO SEE THE BEST ALWAYS

 

THEN SHIT HITS MY FAN 

 

STAN

 

LEARNING CURVE I GUESS

 

I HOPE THEY DON'T FIRE TY THE GUY LOST TRANSPORTATION AND I HAVE SURE BEEN THERE AND HE SURE GOT MANY THINGS DONE FOR ME ALONG OUR SHORT PATH

 

BUTT THEN HE CAN'T BE DEPENDABLE LIKE I NEED SO I CAN'T USE HIM SO I HAVE TO GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON 

 

SHITTY FEELING ALL AROUND

 

I WILL BE BETTER ONCE I KNOW I AM NOT COMING DOWN WITHT EH LUNG FLU SHIT THAT ALMOST PUT MY SISTERS BOSS IN THE ER

 

SOUND HORRIBLE TO ME YIKES

 

SO WISH TY HAD THOUGHT BETTER OF COMING UP HERE WITH THE RISK

 

MAN OH MAN

 

SO HECK IT WILL BE QUIET HERE

 

THE NEW TOILET SITS ON THE PORCH  FOR MAAA TO WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE STEALING IT

 

TY GETS BETTER FROM THE SIKNESS AND DOESN'T LOSE HIS JOB

 

I HOPE

 

I DON'T GET SICK I HOPE

 

I FIND MORE PEOPLE AND THE MONEY TO PAY THEM 

 

I HOPE

 

LOL

 

WHAT A OLD MAN DOES TO LIVE LIFE 

 

 

 

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MY SISTER VIKI SAYS MY MOON OR SOME SUCH IS IN CAPRICORN

 

THAT ENDS TOMORROW SO THINGS WILL CALM DOWN FOR ME

 

I HOPE SO

 

I HAD A DEAD MANS NAP TODAY WOW

 

 

 

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OHHHHH POOR ME TRAPPED BY MY TWO SNAKES AT LL TIMES HOW DO I DO IT

 

I AM NOT SURE

 

I AM USE TO IT BY NOW

 

I THINK

 

 

AND NOW THIS.....

 

 

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Just keel, already.

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I hear banjo music, I'm out of here.

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HEY I GOT ONE THING RIGHT

 

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUT MY VIDEOS BACK ON MY LRGE TV 

 

I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH I MISSED THAT

 

NOW AFTER 19 YEARS I FIRED DISH AND CUT THE CABLE ACTUALLY WHEN THE ROOFERS WERE DONE I WAS ON MY DECK DIZZY WITH WIRE CUTTERS

 

I KID YOU NOT THE ONE GUY ALMOST CUT INTO A ELECTRIC CORD SUPPLY FOR MY LITTLE UNDER DECK WORK SHOP STORAGE I YELLED NOOOOOOO

 

HE STOPPED I ACTED SHOCKING AS I DON'T SPEAK GOOD SPANIS HOLA ISABEL COMO ESTAZZZ

 

YE ME GRINGO BUTT WITHE DICK YOU GOT THE BROWN DICK

 

I LIKE THOSE

 

OH WAIT......

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I AM TRAPPED IN AAAA MUSIC CYCLE I CAN'T GET OUT THE LOOP 

 

 

 

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The Oingo Boingo was a good choice.

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This song reminds me of you...

 

 

 

 

On the edge of oblivion
All the world is Babylon
And all the love and everyone
A ship of fools sailing on...

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WELL I AM GOING TO BRUSH MY TEEETH THEN GARGGLE AS LONG AS I CAN STAND IT

 

THEN MAKE SOME DAMN NASTY TEA WHAT'S IT CALLED LOL

 

OH MAN 

 

IT HELPS YOU SOME WAY NEW AGEY STYLE

 

I DO LIKE IT AND IT DOESN'T SEEM TO HELP 

 

IT IS NAMELESS FOR NOW

 

NO RECALL MOMENTS OFTEN NOW

 

LAUGHING

 

I BLAME THE POT

 

 

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GINGER GIRL 

 

I WOULD LOVE THAT AS A DOGS NAME TOOO

 

GINGER TEA FOR MEEEE YIKES THIS SHIT WILL CURMY MY STASHHH

 

ZZ TOPS COMES TO MIND NOW

 

 

 

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