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Is it okay to fuck your neighbor if your wife is away and she is a hippie veg-head?

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#1 *Guest~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 08:56 PM

My neighbor is stoned all day long and has long armpit and pubic hair. She is a bra-less hippie and even her privates smell and taste like dope. I decided it was okay to fuck her when my wife was visiting her mother with the kids. I'm wondering if I made a bad choice.

#2 john jones

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:03 PM

There are entirely too many pronouns in the subject line to answer that question, but it's generally bad form to fuck your neighbors or your co-workers.

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:07 PM

Part of the change that the new negro president promised is that we are firmly within the Era of the Shaved Vagina. Don't fight it.

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:14 PM

The answer to all the questions asked is no.

Cheating with a Hairy vegan implies your wife must truly fail.
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#5 *MT~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:16 PM

I don't see any problems here...

#6 *Guest~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:16 PM

Her tits must be as long and flat as Mongolian saddle bags.

#7 *Guest~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 09:22 PM

It depends on your marriage. My wife is a cougar, so I take it as a green light to bonix the neighbors and their daughters.

#8 *Guest~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 10:09 PM

OP never got a decent answer to his question.

YES. It is OKAY to fuck your neighboring hippie veg~head when your wife is not home.

You have this board's permission.

Green light.

#9 *Guest~

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 11:06 PM

If you bring her into 3ways with your wife, then that would be ok.
Otherwise to continue, you must ask the wifey for permission.

Thank you.

#10 *Freud~

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 01:52 PM

I see you are in a state of arrested development.

Here, have a cigar to satisfy those oral urges.

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Posted 16 May 2010 - 01:57 PM

Wife will be suspicious if you smell like patchouli.
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