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Who is more powerful---God or Devon?


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#1 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:03 PM

Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.

#2 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:06 PM

There is one coming whose loafers Devon is unworthy to tie.

#3 **God~~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:06 PM

QUOTE (Guest @ Oct 30 2010, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.


The Devon has brought meaning to and fullfilled my life in ways no god ever could. I vote for The Devon as well!

#4 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:07 PM

God damn the Devon man!!!

#5 *Just an insignificant slob~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:09 PM

QUOTE (*God~ @ Oct 30 2010, 02:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Guest @ Oct 30 2010, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.


The Devon has brought meaning to and fullfilled my life in ways no god ever could. I vote for The Devon as well!


My mind was so fixated on The Devon as I wrote that post that I inadvertently typed "God" where I was supposed to enter my name. What does this mean?

#6 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:11 PM

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QUOTE (Guest @ Oct 30 2010, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.


The Devon has brought meaning to and fullfilled my life in ways no god ever could. I vote for The Devon as well!


My mind was so fixated on The Devon as I wrote that post that I inadvertently typed "God" where I was supposed to enter my name. What does this mean?

It means: Now you die, blasphemer!

#7 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:12 PM

NO BIG SURPRISE HERE, GUEST. DEVON HAS ALWAYS BEEN SUPERIOR TO ANY GOD. BE GLAD THAT YOU KNOW HIM. GOD IS JUST A MYTH. DEVON HAS THE BUCKS.

#8 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:13 PM

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Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.


The Devon has brought meaning to and fullfilled my life in ways no god ever could. I vote for The Devon as well!


My mind was so fixated on The Devon as I wrote that post that I inadvertently typed "God" where I was supposed to enter my name. What does this mean?

It means: Now you die, blasphemer!


Impossible. The Devon would never allow me to come to such an end. He is a knight in shining armor, he is.

#9 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:14 PM

QUOTE (Guest @ Oct 30 2010, 02:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NO BIG SURPRISE HERE, GUEST. DEVON HAS ALWAYS BEEN SUPERIOR TO ANY GOD. BE GLAD THAT YOU KNOW HIM. GOD IS JUST A MYTH. DEVON HAS THE BUCKS.


Even more important, he could have not so much as a dime to his name and wield the same power without losing a step.

#10 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:15 PM

Devon (the) came thru on my beheft when no one other would. I will hold him as ditty forever. My kids eat bc of Devon. Can any god say the same?

#11 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:18 PM

Maybe The Devon IS God. If true, alotta you peeps gonna be in trouble.

#12 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:18 PM

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Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.


The Devon has brought meaning to and fullfilled my life in ways no god ever could. I vote for The Devon as well!


My mind was so fixated on The Devon as I wrote that post that I inadvertently typed "God" where I was supposed to enter my name. What does this mean?

It means: Now you die, blasphemer!


Impossible. The Devon would never allow me to come to such an end. He is a knight in shining armor, he is.



Yes, as another Dev friend, he is a knight in shining armor. He has helped more than one person here. True. Don't believe it, but true just the same.

Devon...Devon....Devon!!!

#13 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:19 PM

Devon is a worm in the feces of nonexistence.

#14 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:19 PM

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Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.


The Devon has brought meaning to and fullfilled my life in ways no god ever could. I vote for The Devon as well!


My mind was so fixated on The Devon as I wrote that post that I inadvertently typed "God" where I was supposed to enter my name. What does this mean?

It means: Now you die, blasphemer!


Impossible. The Devon would never allow me to come to such an end. He is a knight in shining armor, he is.



Yes, as another Dev friend, he is a knight in shining armor. He has helped more than one person here. True. Don't believe it, but true just the same.

Devon...Devon....Devon!!!


But of course I believe it! When you are at your lowest point, ready to give up hope, fear not, for The Devon is always near.


#15 *Guest~

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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:22 PM

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Broke and hurting I found myself. As a Christian, I prayed for help to God. God did not answer. Then, knowing Devon, I asked him for a loan. Devon came thru right away. I am now solvent!!! Devon saved my finances. He has made money during these bad times. God has not.

So who is more potent? God or Devon?

Devon saved me. God did not.

Devon did. God didn't.


The Devon has brought meaning to and fullfilled my life in ways no god ever could. I vote for The Devon as well!


My mind was so fixated on The Devon as I wrote that post that I inadvertently typed "God" where I was supposed to enter my name. What does this mean?

It means: Now you die, blasphemer!


Impossible. The Devon would never allow me to come to such an end. He is a knight in shining armor, he is.



Yes, as another Dev friend, he is a knight in shining armor. He has helped more than one person here. True. Don't believe it, but true just the same.

Devon...Devon....Devon!!!


But of course I believe it! When you are at your lowest point, ready to give up hope, fear not, for The Devon is always near.



I'm glad you believe because it is true. He really did come thru for a bunch of us because of his wise investments. I would have lost my house, and I would not joke about this. I would not. Devon saved more than just me.

He is a cute guy who knows how to write, but what is more important, he is a shrewd economist.

He saved me, and I admit it.






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