I love the look on the unicorn's face.

Those stars are a bitch. ;^)

There was a sale of marshmallows at my grocery store today.
There's a huge table of them.
I don't know why marshmallows are on sale.
It's one of those mysteries.

I don't like marshmallows.

I think they're made of the same thing mucus is.

Marshmallows are made of sugar and gelatin along with other things.
If that's coming out of your mucous membranes, you should see a doctor.

That's what's coming out of your mucus membranes too!

But I don't eat marshmallows so how would I have gelatinous sugar coming out of me?

lol

magic?

Oh...that..........

I agree.
Me too.
Concuration has commenced.

http://astrosurf.com/sguisard/

A task force consisting of a DEA agent, an ATF and an FBI agent arrive at a ranch in western Nebraska.

The agents tell the rancher, "We need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs."

"Help yourself," the old rancher says, "but don't go in that field over there."

The DEA agent practically explodes. He whips out has badge, sticks it in the rancher's face. "Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government behind us," he sneers, "and we'll go anywhere we feel like going. Got it?!"

"Yes, sir," the rancher says.

"Good," the agent says. "Now you can go about your chores while we go about ours."

A few minutes later, the old rancher hears screams and looks up to see the agents in the field he warned them about. All three are running for their lives -- close behind is his biggest, meanest bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...

"Your badges! Show him your badges!"

A king in Africa had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!"

One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off.

Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!" To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and had his friend sent to jail.

About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took them to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake. As they came near to set fire to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb.

Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way. As he returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend.

He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were right" he said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off." And he proceeded to tell his friend all that had just happened. "And so I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad for me to do this."

"No," his friend replied, "this is good!"

"What do you mean, 'This is good?!'" How could it be good that I sent my friend to jail for a year."

"If I had not been in jail, I would have been with you."

This is good.

So is this.

http://www.culinaryconcoctionsbypeabody.co.../stress-relief/

It's a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake.

omg
Now I'm going to dream about that.

*contributing to the new thread*

And it's tax deductible too.

I just looked at the recipe- looks wonderful, but everytime I try the warm water bath with a cheesecake the crust gets wet. Is there some trick to it, or what?
Do you know?