What?! Don't look at me. I got nuthin'.

I'm typing with one hand. I got a boogie on my finger

I looked over and saw the exciting new thread.
Now what should we do with it?

Let's have an intermission, while we change reels.

Posts another link with no porpoise in mind

This dog can spell 'porpoise' but cannot spell 'exactly.' Bullshit! According to the lolcat meme, the cat (or dog, as it were)
can type messages and post them on the internet, albeit with frequent misspellings. This is an unseemly lolcat dog.

It's the middle of the night and it looks like I won't get any sleep for hours, plus the main forum is slower than shit.

How many ways can a turd fly?

For a midnight snack, I just opened a jar of kimchi (Korean fermented cabbage) and have been watching it effervesce.

It's alive!

There is more energetic animation in my kimchi than the broth house.

It seems that last night was rather dull.

That fuzzy substance on her knees and shins. . . spines?

When I was first learning to ride a bike I fell into a patch of cactus. Seems like my mom spent hours pulling needles out of my skin.


P.S. Sorry for sullying this most pristine and wonderous of all subforums.

Knock yourself out.