Dug it up and watched it again last night, as I couldn't sleep ... again.

Very interesting movie. Disturbing and surreal.

What's it about?

It's about the pain of existence, unrequited love, insanity, death, dying, Hell, and in general a good fun dark comedy.

I'll check it out. Sounds good!

after we get you dressed right we're gonna teach you not to play with rodents

I KNOW you will like it, you psycho slut. Ooh! I'm getting hard again.


slut slut slut slut! SLUT! SLUT OH YES SLUT OH SLUT OH GOD SLUT SLUT SLUT!


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I like unkempt women. I don't much like paranoid old buzzards.

Susan is flirting with me. Oh joy.

Actually, that movie wasn't the one I wanted to watch. I got it confused with " The Man Who Wasn't There" which is also a great movie.

But very different. Yet strange and dark and funny. Gonna get it right tomorrow, during my weekly pig-out session.

I like you.

What? You loved me last week, you bitch.

Not today. Just like. I had a rough night.

Oh. I see. Shitburger came over and ya'll rowdied up the bed again. I see.

Something like that, except no.

Something like that? Well, I hope your clingy loving dog is OK. I worry about her. Especially in these troubling times.

Uh oh. She has a new home, Raven.

Yeah. you didn't like her much anyways. too loving.

I really tried, but I couldn't give her what she needed and deserved, so I found her the perfect home. I checked up on her after a few days and she was, indeed, happier than a fly in shit. She now has 3 kitty friends, a doggie friend and two humans that appreciate her for who she is.

That's depressing. She looked to you for love and you were so self absorbed that you thought that the best thing was to get rid of her.

I once had a cat that I loved. A huge tiger striped beast.
though he was just a scrawny ugly teen cat when I found him in the shelter.

I wasn't even looking for a pet, but just wanted to see animals.

This little guy caught my eye though. he just sat there and stared, and then he chirped once and his eyes pleaded with me to hold him.

I opened the cage door and he flew out and wrapped his paws tight around my neck and well... I left there a hundred dollars less and a cat wrapped around my neck.

I don't regret it, despite all of the fur coated everything. That cat was amazing.

You're amazing. I suck.

You are self absorbed.

Yes.

It wasn't a question.

I didn't understand the question.

I

Yes, I know. That is the answer.

Tell me a story, please.

When I was 13, I bashed my head in on a hospital floor when I passed out. I went into shock and got many stitches.
It made me miss a field trip. My boyfriend at the time broke up with me and got with some other slut on the field trip.
I was sad and possibly caught the brain damage.
Later, I won a writing contest.

tell me a real story. long and deep.

I can't do long and I'm not very deep. :(

Can you tell me a story?

Nope. I'm just a human. not much to tell.

Oki doki.

May I rest my head in your lap and take a nap?

I do like movies, though. So, since feyfey was convinced by others that I am evil incarnate, I'd be willing to talk about movies with others.

you may do so at your own peril. My lap is not a safe zone for sluts.

I'll take my chances. Thank you.

just go watch the movie, you psycho adulterous ho.

Oh, yeah. The movie. I will.

I watched one the other day called Dirty, Filthy Love and it was pretty good. It's about a guy with OCD that gets dumped by his wife and struggles to let go. Believe it or not it had some funny in it.

You watched on the other day?

Is that some sort of new and wonderful online instant delivery thing?

bye.

It was a typo! Bye.

Just watch the fucking movies already.

The first one is loading.

What, are you on dialup? I bet you fed your dog walmart dog food too. Did you ever have a dog? Or a husband?

It's pretty clear you never had a son, cause no one could lose a son without blinking, like you did.

So, which parts were true a and which weren't? clever gals mix truth with lies.

and you are clever...

The first movie's done loading. I just need to hit play, but I can't yet.
I'm not all that clever.

You better like the movie. cause iffen you don't, you are wrong in the head.