Full Version: Clear Eyes: Fat Cow or Bloated Wackjob?
Do I have to choose?
Poor Caustic Cocklick, still can't get any play, what a loser 
| QUOTE (Guest @ Oct 1 2006, 07:26 PM) |
| Do I have to choose? |
No. It could be a combo.
Clear Eyes is one hot chick. Perhaps, as a homo, you cannot appreciate a woman's hotness? Well, that horse won't hunt, sir fagadaccio!
| QUOTE (Zapp Brannigan Man of Love @ Oct 1 2006, 07:32 PM) |
| Clear Eyes is one hot chick. Perhaps, as a homo, you cannot appreciate a woman's hotness? Well, that horse won't hunt, sir fagadaccio! |
Oommmpphhh!
Is it time for me to shave your corns, Captain?
Has PWR been invaded by trolls? 
| QUOTE (MT @ Oct 1 2006, 07:36 PM) |
| Has PWR been invaded by trolls? |
You must be a virgin.
| QUOTE (Kif @ Oct 1 2006, 07:34 PM) | ||
Oommmpphhh! Is it time for me to shave your corns, Captain? |
Yes Kif it is. Get in your corn cutting suit. (You know the one.)
| QUOTE (Guest @ Oct 1 2006, 07:38 PM) | ||
You must be a virgin. |
I keep all my cherries in a jar by the door...
Clear Eye
Let me see......
Let me see......
| QUOTE (Zapp Brannigan Man of Love @ Oct 1 2006, 07:39 PM) | ||||
Yes Kif it is. Get in your corn cutting suit. (You know the one.) |
Yes, Captain.
Kif!
Welcome!
Welcome!
Kif is my A-numero-uno, most loyal soldier. So I don't care what happens! No one better hurt him! (Unless you have to.)
| QUOTE (Zapp Brannigan Man of Love @ Oct 1 2006, 07:47 PM) |
| Kif is my A-numero-uno, most loyal soldier. So I don't care what happens! No one better hurt him! (Unless you have to.) |
Noone is non-violent on PWR.
Let me begin Thread Dirft for this stoopid thread
stoopid but true 
They can't all be gems... 
| QUOTE (Mr. Frank Gravyhead @ Oct 1 2006, 07:44 PM) |
| Kif! Welcome! |
Hello, Mr. Frank Gravyhead.
Thank you for the welcome. You must excuse me, but the Captain's feet are a priority.
Oommmpphhh!
She's a left wing pinko commie liberal
.(that's what I've heard)
HELLOOOO! Clear Eyes! Your name is too long, I shall therefore and heretofore and forthwith call you Marty. Wait. That is to long. Make that Marti. Much better. Perhaps you need a friend to service you sexually after the name calling?
Knock. Knock.
Knock. Knock.
One time I was at Taco Bell and I saw Clear Eyes order 10 Burrito Supremes, 4 Tostado Grandes and 6 helpings of Cinnamon Twistas and then sit there and ate the whole thing by herself in less than 20 minutes!!!
She's big old sow, that one.....
She's big old sow, that one.....
May I call you Dick?
Exactly! Making love to a woman is just like driving a space ship. You just keep pushing buttons until something explodes.
Oh, marti...knock. Knock.
Oh, marti...knock. Knock.
I used to be good friends with Clear Eyes when we were in middle school, but one day I had her over for my 13th birthday party and we caught her shoving whole handfuls of my birthday cake in her mouth before I'd even had chance to blow out the candles or anything. She ate like half the cake before we could pull her off it. Took 3 people.....
She's got a whoppin' huge piehole on her, that one.
She's got a whoppin' huge piehole on her, that one.
| QUOTE (Clear Eyes @ Oct 1 2006, 08:02 PM) |
| She's a left wing pinko commie liberal . (that's what I've heard) |
Nah, that’ just a cover she uses to hide her beauty and eloquence.
Good thing I have a large pie. Huge even. Ask Kif. Not that he would know. Except we shower together so that he can wash my back. Ah, Kif. My loyal soldier. How I love you in a manly way.
| QUOTE (Zapp Brannigan Man of Love @ Oct 1 2006, 08:22 PM) |
| Good thing I have a large pie. Huge even. Ask Kif. Not that he would know. Except we shower together so that he can wash my back. Ah, Kif. My loyal soldier. How I love you in a manly way. |
Kif is indisposed right now with his corn cleaning duties...
| QUOTE (Zapp Brannigan Man of Love @ Oct 1 2006, 08:22 PM) |
| Good thing I have a large pie. Huge even. Ask Kif. Not that he would know. Except we shower together so that he can wash my back. Ah, Kif. My loyal soldier. How I love you in a manly way. |
The feeling is mutual, Captain.
May I be excused from loofahing you back acne next time, sir?
Oommmpphhh.
We used to have Clear Eyes over for dinner but she would usually end up taking other people's food off their plates when they weren't looking and it just got to be too embarassing to deal with.
She needs to get some help for compulsive eating thing. Enormous gaping chow hound, that one.....
She needs to get some help for compulsive eating thing. Enormous gaping chow hound, that one.....
Tex Spittlefield needs his fag ass kicked. Kif!!!
| QUOTE (Zapp Brannigan Man of Love @ Oct 1 2006, 08:36 PM) |
| Tex Spittlefield needs his fag ass kicked. Kif!!! |
Yes, Captain.
TexLittlefield, you are a female stalking, Buffalo Bill wannabe. When you do your little "Tuck" dance, do the homosexual demons dance with you?
Sometimes I see ClearEyes going in KrispyKreme at like 2am and taking out 2 boxes of stuff to her car where she just sits there and eats for like an hour and then throws the boxes out on the ground and drives off real fast.
Gigantic space maw on that one.....
Gigantic space maw on that one.....
| QUOTE (Xet Dliefelttil @ Oct 1 2006, 08:46 PM) |
| Sometimes I see ClearEyes going in KrispyKreme at like 2am and taking out 2 boxes of stuff to her car where she just sits there and eats for like an hour and then throws the boxes out on the ground and drives off real fast. Gigantic space maw on that one..... |
"space maw"
| QUOTE (Guest @ Oct 1 2006, 08:50 PM) | ||
"space maw" |
The Iguana would know.
| QUOTE (Kif @ Oct 1 2006, 08:41 PM) | ||
Yes, Captain. TexLittlefield, you are a female stalking, Buffalo Bill wannabe. When you do your little "Tuck" dance, do the homosexual demons dance with you? |
Good man! Now park the ship over by that dark, hole-ish looking thing so it will be safe while I catch Marti on the rebound. Also, have the boy lay out my good shorts.
| QUOTE (Zapp Brannigan Man of Love @ Oct 1 2006, 09:01 PM) | ||||
Good man! Now park the ship over by that dark, hole-ish looking thing so it will be safe while I catch Marti on the rebound. Also, have the boy lay out my good shorts. |
The velour shorts.. yes, Captain.
The black hole-ish thing, Sir? As you say.
Oommmpphhh!
I hate dc and tooth
i thought the faa had imposed a no landings zone on cleary eyed in donut shop parking lots
something about the house of waffles pankakee flipper had ear shingles or some shit
something about the house of waffles pankakee flipper had ear shingles or some shit
I would have to pick C. all of the above.
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